Don't you send me to vm
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
false alarm, still single
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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