Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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