i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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