He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
