I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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