This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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