Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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