i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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