I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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