Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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