I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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