Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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