I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
high people should be assigned attendants
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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