My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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