You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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