"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
you had me at cake vodka
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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