Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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