Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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