ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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