i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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