They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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