when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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