He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
where are my eyebrows?
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