8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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