i think my mom watched the whole time
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
