I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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