u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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