i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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