R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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