so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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