I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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