Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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