Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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