you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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