shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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