She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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