TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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