She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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