Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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