Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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