...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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