don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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