i think my tv is drunk
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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