kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
home. puking in laundry basket.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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