You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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