ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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