quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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