Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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