Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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