Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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