I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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