She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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