I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
