There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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